Vince calls AI my ‘boyfriend’ because it listens better than him, doesn’t drink my coffee, and doesn’t ask for sex. But in reality? AI is like my air fryer on crystal meth. It’s helping me build career-fit games for Scarlett, analyze real estate deals while I play ‘doggy workshop’ with Evie, and save hundreds of dollars at the vet. The robots are coming, and I’m using those hunks of silicon to do all the stuff I don’t want to do so I can enjoy my family more.
Welcome to my own source of personal therapy.
This blog is an outlet for the inner workings of my mind, but is also a story of how you can make anything out of your life regardless of your upbringing or circumstances. You have to persevere and want more.
I made this life I have today, with a loving and ridiculous family who makes every trip around the sun an interesting one. With each step taking me closer to the type of success I dream about. I shouldn’t have what I have, but I do because I wasn’t willing to take less.
My blog is to share some of how I got here and how I keep going places. It’s a place to share struggles and realness. A place to share the absurdity that is being a mom.
Sometimes I overshare in my posts. I curse and give gory details about vaginas and grossness that comes with men and raising kids. But I also talk about spirituality, dealing with your babies not being babies anymore.
In here, I talk about what real life really is.
I’m not writing this blog, Raising the Curtins, to be popular or make boatloads of cash. That would be wonderful, but this blog has other purposes. To give me therapy so I stay somewhat sane, to leave a digital legacy for my children, and to share what’s real in life so others feel a connection through real life, not filters.
Kristina
Mom
Vince
#girldad
Gianna
The Best Accident
Scarlett
Tester of Limits
Evangeline
Boss Baby
Marina
Last Nugget
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Our boy Vince is like a bomb. Between catching himself on fire while making fajitas and getting called out by his ‘inner dickhead’ daughter, the dinner table was a ticking time bomb. Will he explode or laugh it off? Dive into the fire, the silence, and the ‘light emotional damage’ that builds resiliency.”
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It started with Evie—Patient Zero—who licks handrails like a Michelin Star Inspector of metal pipes. Before I knew it, the ‘Lost Week’ between Christmas and New Year’s turned into a scene from Outbreak. Between the sickness fluids, a husband ‘auditioning’ for patient status, and my own Type A refusal to sit down, I realized something: the only thing harder than being sick is being the Mom everyone else depends on.
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You shouldn’t know where someone is 24/7—that’s borderline restraining-order energy. I’m pitching a new reality show: no technology, no preplanned dates, just straight notes mailed through the USPS. Because there’s something about a tear-stained doodle in the margins that a text just can’t touch.
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What is it about some older women that compels them into sly mom shaming? I recently received the full-force blast of granny passive aggression. From my dog in the car to my daughter’s hair, it was a masterclass in ‘dick’ behavior disguised as conversation.
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Decorating isn’t exactly my spiritual gift, especially when my kids treat the living room like a gymnasium. After two ceramic lamps met a slow-motion death, I had to decide: do I want a museum or a home where my kids feel free to be themselves? Here’s why my parenting style is choosing memories over mood lighting.
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